mindset:

apparently his caps were on when he signed up

synecdoche:plasticktiger: hahaha shaq

ohryankelley:

GPOYW - Shaq Edition

I WANTED TO MEET THE OTHA SHAQ, I WNT CALL HIM FAKE SHAQ

(via)

Cant sleep after a loss, watchn maury povich, i am not the father schwwwww

Is yao ming really a half a million all star votes better than me

VOTE FOR SHAQ

Do thee american manafacturers make good quality cars

I am only here to make u smile, so let me c yo grill

Just fed 1200 peopl , bout to go feed 1,000 more, thanks mom and dad 4 raisn me right

3 DAYS GRACE, ITS NEVA 2 LATE, MY FAVORITE SONG

ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I’M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM